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FV Mullen Contest: Home of the Free on Lockdown!!!

February 28th, 2008 by s. frank · 3 Comments

locked up like akon

In case you didn’t read the newzzz today [post, ht], America is at new highs in both our prison population and the percentage of our population in prison. We’ve smashed our records. We’re the worldwide champs. Most overall people in jail - 2, 300, 000! What’s up now, China? 1/99 Americans in jail! One ninenty-nine are you out of your mind? That’s right, Iran. Then you factor in parole and probation… the system… the pigs… racism… the war on drugs… big pharma… godzilla… I don’t know what to think?!?! If only mullen was here to help me…

FV Contest: Construct your own mullen in the comments. The best mullen shall be awarded her or his choice of one (1) of the following: (a) a pack of smokes, (b) a shank, (c) HIV or (d) FV Grab Bag.

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