I was nerding out this morning and thinking of a star wars quote, but i couldn’t quite get it right, so when googling for the proper sci-fi scripture i stumbled upon this dazzling gem from Tattooine. A youtube video by the UK’s Anchorhead. It’s “darth metal” with lyrics about Star Wars, A New Hope, aka Episode Iv synced to the video, which is sadly from the new CGI, molested and destroyed version of the film. Regardless the dual vocal duel between the Princess and Vader is worth the price of admission alone. Czech out the video after the jump.

“Don’t act so surprised your highness
You were on no mercy mission
It’s a diplomatic mission
I don’t know what you are talking about
You are part of the Alliance
Princess Leia rebel traitor

The plans must be in the escape pod
Send a detachment down to retrieve them
See to it personally commander
There’ll be nothing to stop us this time

Human cyborg relations
Etiquette and protocol
Waste time at the Tosche station
After all your chores are done
Let’s pay Obi Wan a visit
A name I’ve not heard in long time
Sand people scare easily
But they’ll be back, lets get inside

Here’s your fathers light sabre
Weapon of a Jedi knight
Use the force to guide your movements
Wait how did my father die?
I hoped you wouldn’t ask that question
’cause he isn’t really dead
Emperor Palpatine seduced him
Now hes Darth Vader instead
Let me quickly change the subject
Listen to the hologram

You must learn the Jedi way
And come with me to Alderaan

These are not the droids you are looking for

In here, we don’t, serve their kind
You droids, they’ll have, to wait, outside
In here, we don’t, serve their kind
Tell your droids to
Go wait outside!

Chewie here and Captain Solo
Have a ship that might suit our needs
Kessel run in twelve parsecs
Makes point five past light speed ”