All you have to do is look somewhat attractive, stay out of trouble and read the goddamned news off of a teleprompter. It can’t be that hard, right? WRONG! Bikini-pic emailing CBS3 reporter Alycia Lane has fucked up before but she’s probably never fucked up this much! The cover of the New York Post - Ouch!
Assaulting a Police Officer - Check! According to the Post, as Lane, her boyfriend Chris Booker, Q102 morning show host, and another couple, traveled in a taxicab, a male passenger of their cab got out to confront a slow-moving vehicle in front of their cab. The car contained three plainclothes cops. The paper says the female officer had asked Lane, who was taking pictures of the officers, to back up if she was going to snap photos.
Using homophobic language toward said cop - Check! Lane allegedly raged “I don’t give a fuck who you are, I’m a fucking TV reporter, you fucking dyke” before punching a lady cop.
What a fucking trainwreck.
Oh, and look - CBS3 (Lane’s employer) isn’t even reporting the story…Yeah, maybe if you don’t mention how one of your bikini-emailing anchors called a cop a ‘dyke’ and then assaulted them the story will go away.
2 responses so far ↓
Ian Meyer // Dec 18, 2007 at 2:42 pm
I won’t lie, I’d smash.
banana // Dec 19, 2007 at 3:09 pm
she looks like lyle lovitt in that photo. ew.
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