I’d like to apologize for the lack of awful tattoo postings lately. It’s not that I have run out of material (far from it), I just have been really busy. Today I want to show you some really bad pizza tattoos. I posted about this already in my old blog, but I have some new ones that I’d like to share with you.

This pizza tattoo is one of the worst I have ever seen. The slices look like pizza cones and although I admit the browning of the cheese is quite skillfully done, the rest of it is wobbly and amateur looking.

More, after the jump.

So you thought that other tattoo was the worst it could get, right? Wrong! This one is so much worse! Look at it! Just look!!!

And this one! He got it on the back of his head! You kinda have to squint and look at it really hard before you figure out it’s a deep dish pizza slice. I’m not sure what’s supposed to be on it. Any ideas?

I’d like to conclude this entry with a picture of the sign outside of my favorite pizza place in all the world. They put this up on my birthday, and the vegan pizza special that day was the one they named after me several months ago. They’ve been talking about running a promo where regulars get Vinnie’s pizza tattoos, and get the tattoo paid for by Vinnie’s and/or discounts on pizza for life. I’ve been considering it pretty seriously, but after seeing all these terrible pizza tattoos, I’m not so sure any more!