There are a million things going on and I only have time to list the absolute cream of the crop type jawns so if it’s listed here then you know that it’s going to be off the chain …

FRIDAY

Tiiiiiiiiiiiin roof, rusted! Sex Dwarf are having their second annual Wig Party that spotlights the music of The B-52′s! Prizes for best hair creations of the night. Fluid. 9pm-2am. Free before 10, $5 after.

The Mansion (19 & Sansom) has The Good Life with the alway excellent line up of Jes One. It’s free before 11 and it goes til 3:30 am! This is gonna be thee hot new weekly. This week they’ve got guest DJs Excel of the Skratch Makaniks (!!!) and The Hot Cops (aka Stumble and Nick The V)

Parts and Labor and some other bands are playing at the Danger Danger House

And Dim Sum has Spin The Bottle Upstairs at the Khyb. Holla at Gordon Bombay, M Dot and The Asian Ranger for some fun times and electro bass shaking. 9pm. Free.

Oh man, I’m psyched to check this - the Level Room (21st & Market) has Kiss ‘n Fly with Designer Drugs, Shawn Ryan, Oh Murder! Inc, and DJMRT. Hosted by Oh My Todd, Photos by Philthy. Free Sparks!9pm-2am. $5.

Strikes Bowling Lounge in West Philly has this really cool event - check it, Unlimited Bowling to Raise Awareness for the Blind and Visually Impaired. $10 gets you unlimited bowling
$3 beers, margaritas and mixed drinks all night.  plus, the number one BLIND DJ - the legend, DJ Touchtone will be on the turntables all night long!  The man can’t see and he is still a BEAST on the decks!

Making Time is taking is back to the early days with no guest DJS and Dave P, Dave Pak and Mike Z on the main floor, Rock Tits in the basement, Adam Sparkles and Broadzilla in the mezzanine. 9-11 open bar with free PBR and Sparks. at Pure. 9pm-3:30am. $8.

SATURDAY

Michael Hurley, Meg Baird, and Currituck Co. are playing a sold out show in the Chapel of the First Unitarian Church. Once I saw Currituck Co. cover Bad Brains! This show is going to rule so hard. 8pm. $10.

Speaking of shows that are going to completely rule, Tritone has an incredible post punk reunion show with Certain General, Bush Tetras (!!!!), Bunnydrums (!!!!), and the Hurrah DJs. 9pm. $7.

Emil and Bo are the WTWB dudes and they have the new Bounce party over at The Barbary. $5.

The Rub DJs are gonna be at Transit for this weeks Mad Pussy jawn. Plus, Brendan Bring em in the basement, the Broadzilla DJs on the main floor opening and O’Keefe housing things upstairs. Get on the list and it’s only 5 bucks. 

Man, I wish I could say ‘What’s up?’ to Cosmo but I gotta work…

The Khyber has a pretty sick line up - downstairs is another installment of Beats & Rhymes. This time it’s a producers showcase. Upstairs has theeeeeee best night evar -  England Belongs to Twee! Me and McKee bring you the uppper terrace anthems and the indie-pop classics. This month we have guest pal Julia Factorial dropping by. It should be interesting. 9pm. Free

SUNDAY

How about a hardcore matinee?  Yes, please!! At 5:00pm head over to Planet Mollie (1019 South 47th Street) for Government Warning, Trash Talk, War Hungry and Retard Strength. All Ages (duh) and $5.

After that head to The Barbary for the return of John and Danielle Redden’s Socket party! Ask Danielle why anarchists only drink herbal tea. No Cover.