Damn you Master Chief Auto Parts!!! My cat went ape-shit while I was relaxing in the mountains this past weekend! He capped my weekend off by annihilating my plants and leaving me a pile of shit and piss on my kitchen table! Hence the kitchenbox! Awesome. Nothing says I love you more than a steamy urine soaked pile of dirt on your baseball cap…
the culprit (maneater)
**CORRECTION**
There has been an imposture! Here is the real culprit! The little bastard himself…
9 responses so far ↓
Doogle MacGoogle // Oct 22, 2007 at 2:45 pm
How did he spread the “litter” around the table so well?
Hans // Oct 22, 2007 at 2:48 pm
just admit you have a drinking problem and stop blaming the poor cat.
MUM // Oct 22, 2007 at 5:47 pm
I hope you didn’t beat the shit out of the cat! I’d be mad too if you left me behind on such a beautiful week-end. Plus that’s not the true culprit in the foto.
Kate // Oct 22, 2007 at 6:53 pm
Good thing I don’t use my iPod or else I’d be pretty mad that its covered in piss.
pops // Oct 22, 2007 at 7:17 pm
Better your house than mine! Although you left us with the original Mr. Piss.
Hans // Oct 22, 2007 at 8:53 pm
oh snap family feud!!
O'brother // Oct 23, 2007 at 9:06 am
Yo…I hate to break it to you, but it wasn’t Duds. I hope you didn’t give him a beat down. I have a confession. I can’t stand the guilt anymore. I dropped by to see Kev over the weekend. We were in the area and we had one to many beverages. We stopped in for a drink of water and thought we would use the pisser. Well, at least I thought we would. Kev thought it would be a good idea to do #1 and #2 all over your kitchen table instead of waiting for me to get out of the bathroom. I shouted at him, “what the hell did you do?” He responded, “I couldn’t hold it man!” I said “you idiot!” We had to meet another crew at the next bar on our crawl. No time to pick up. He pushed over your plants and said “fuk it, blame it on MCAP.” I know what you’re thinking…you want your cpoy of house keys back. I’ll send it in the freakin’ mail. Sorry man..ours apologies. We were out of our minds. Let me know if I need to flip you any cash for the damages. Late.
Pants // Oct 24, 2007 at 2:19 pm
In the famous words of your oldest sibling…
“thats whatcha get” (and you have to picture eric mcmANUS immitating his “thats whatcha get” to get the full effect).
Naked Martin // Oct 25, 2007 at 4:57 pm
at least he wasnt attempting to piss in my shoes…
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