Today Fun Vampire Steve T. and I will be headed to game one of the NLDS. Our Fightin’ Phils against the Colorado dinosaur mascot super lame uniforms Rockies. If you know me you know i do not have high expectations but as our main man Harry K. has been singing, WE’VE GOT HIGH HOPES! This article will be our first attempt at live blogging. so keep refreshing this throughout the game!!

This will be the liveblog of the game. They better have my veggie dogs or heads will fly!

Well were here now and i see my two previous posts dissappeared. They actually had veggie dogs and the starting line up is currently being announced.

11:56am
we are getting pumped and i am hoping this liveblog works. I’m doing this from my iphone which ive never done before so please forgive any and all fuck ups.

1:47pm
check out this awesome / ridiculous sign we made!

Fucking a this thing is a ballbreaker to post on. Bianca Ryan is signing the national anthem and she sucks ass.

2:57pm
the budlight sign in right field is now a budweiser sign. Total jinx.

3:15pm
were getting a lot of compliments on the sign. My friggin battery is already dying. Lots of shouts from the crowd calling holliday a “faggot”.

Wearing black jeans was a bad idea. We’re broiling in the sun.

3:24pm
someone give rowand some sunglasses and get fatty burrel some coffee.

3:38pm
cole has already choked. I’m closing my eyes. Its only the 2nd inning.

4:17pm
This game sucks. But our sign was just on the phanavision! Some guy just yelled at someone in our section for using foul language.

4:23pm
we still have done jack shit for offense but cole is pitching better.
I’m in love with Teresa the ball girl.
the dude next to us is wearing a halo 3 pin on his phillies hat!

Rowand just hit a homer. Crowd is getting back into it. Burrel steps up and nails a homer into left field!

4:39pm
the phanatic just knocked a dude out.

5:04pm
gordon comes in and gets a crucial k proving me wrong.
also the coors light guy gets booed everytime he walks by. We’re in the stretch and needmore offense!

Btw the edge connection keeps cutting out here. Hear that at&t?!

5:25pm
well Gordon proved me right by giving up a homer.
Romero is coming into the game a batter too late.
I wonder if my ball girl is as cute up close as I hope she is.

5:37pm
no surprise that the crowd is starting to get really pissy at this point inthe game down 2 runs in the bottom of the 8th.