This weekend pretty much has something for everyone. You’ve got your indie-rock nerd shows, your dance-til-you-puke DJ events, your Mexican wrestling, your eternal salvation and enlightenment…you get the idea.

FRIDAY

Tha punx need to cruise over to the UChurch for the legendary Subhumans + World Inferno Friendship Society, Toxic Narcotic, and the excellent Witchhunt. All Ages. 7:30pm. $12.

I already gushed about the Circle, Endless Boogie, Birds Of Maya show at the Latvian Society (7th and Spring Garden). It’s pretty much the Fun Vampires sure shot lock for show of the weekend. All Ages. 8pm. $10.

Here’s a weird one: Transit is hosting a Vice Magazine and Colt 45 party called Turbo Station with:

• Steven Bloodbath & Strawberry Mansion on the main floor
• Hurrah & Apt One in the basement
• Oh Murder Inc! & Super Todd Bros. upstairs
• FREE COLT 45 FROM 10PM TO MIDNIGHT!!!!
• NO COVER BEFORE MIDNIGHT!!!
• from 10pm - 3:30am
• get ironical.

And finally, And Dim Sum are back Upstairs at the Khyber with Spin the Bottle. Gordon Bombay, M Dot, and The Asian Ranger get nice on the ones and twos. 9pm. Free.

SATURDAY

Sing 108 songs to yourself at the Ratha Yatra - Festival of India at noon in Love Park. Don’t forget to grub on the free food, holmes. Vegan? Check!

Later that night you can get your Lucha Libre on in South Philly with some Mexican wrestling!

After that, head to the Internation House (i think!) for Exhumed Films presents a night of TEENAGE REBELLION!

• ROCK ‘N’ ROLL HIGH SCHOOL (!!!!!!)
• SATAN’S CHEERLEADERS
• JOY STICKS

$12 - Showtime 7:30pm Doors / 8:00pm Show

or, if you want shows and DJ nights…

First head to the North Star. Then realize that The Mountain Goats kinda suck. Make a mental note to ask Labuda to tell you about the time he got into a fistfight at a Mtn Goats show when he was roadie-ing for Jenn Turrell. 9pm. $14.

Then head over to Medusa for Bleached Black with their special guest DJ Apt One. 21+ 10pm - 2am. Free.

SUNDAY

Remember hardcore matinees? I do! Well there’s one today at 3:00pm. A kind of Municipal Waste Thrashaholics pre-party show for the diehards of Philadelphia. Playing are Celebrity Murders and Affirmative Action Jackson. Go sing along to their anthem “Chicks Can Be Dudes!”at Planet Mollie In West Philly - 1019 S 47th Street (47th & Springfield) All Ages / $5 / Kindly Email andy@r5productions.com For Info

The First Unitarian Church has a THRASH METAL SHOW! Municipal Waste, Skeletonwitch, Toxic Holocaust, Gunna Vahm. All Ages. 7:30pm. $10.

Grown folks that don’t like metal can head to Johnny Brenda’s for yet another excellent show: Bat For Lashes and Lewis and Clark. Listen to the entire Lewis and Clark album before you go. 21+ 8pm. $10.