Dem Some Big ‘Ole Balls

August 27th, 2007 by steve t. · 6 Comments

I kinda feel bad for the “Cracker” sporting the small ball sack who pulls up at a stoplight next to the obvious “Alpha Cracker” with his GIANT BALL SACK dangling from his trailer hitch! What an awkward life moment. Maybe he can counter by painting his ball sack to look like brass balls and add the Propeller Hitch Cover for the killer combo…or even better the deadly T2 Terminator Hitch Plug! That would make his truck unstoppable!!!

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6 responses so far ↓

K // Aug 27, 2007 at 11:04 am

Do they make those for Bikes?
Doogle MacGoogle // Aug 27, 2007 at 11:16 am

What does it mean if you have all three hanging from your rear view mirror? and then glued the Terminator face on the top of the big balls so it look like he has chinballs.
art vandelay // Aug 27, 2007 at 11:24 am

they should really have pubes stitches into the scrote.
Doogle MacGoogle // Aug 27, 2007 at 11:29 am

Or instead of the Generic Cross or Dream Catcher nailed above the bed, why not nail one of those suckers up above your respected girlfriend’s bed just so she knows whats up.
RankoreREX pizza SEX // Aug 27, 2007 at 11:41 am

Steve.
Dan // Sep 10, 2007 at 11:14 am

I see small men driving a big trucks that won’t stop talking about their high school football days. If you have to scream it, most likely it’s not true. Maybe I’ll sell these at truck stops and bowling alley bars.

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