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August 7th, 2007 by art vandelay · 1 Comment

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Usually email offers are pretty lame, but I got one yesterday from a gentleman named Pablo Dolan, who wanted to inform me about some “Top Cock Extenders”. As you can see after the jump, Pablo has a way with words right off the bat, by greeting me with a colloquialism straight from the King James Dictionary…

From: Pablo Dolan <blocka84092@abtinc.com>

Yo
now until Tuesday
an exclusive deal, natural tablets forpenis Nlargement
up to 80percent off
including
free shipping 5day delivery medicationsNhand
As seen in Maxim Magazine&spikeTV
avg 3in enhancement
available through this email only
http://thmknd.maloocafe.mobi/
Thankyou! Pablo Dolan
Top cock extenders

Sounds pretty good, Pablo. So good in fact, I had to share it with all you out there in FV land. But act fast, according to Pablo, the offer is only good through today.

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