The war pigs Bush administration has recently announced a genious plan to sell billions and billions and billions of dollars worth of weapons to our good friends in the Middle East: Israel (but definitely NOT Palestine), the royal family of Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Kuwait, the United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Bahrain and Oman. Apparently, these countries need to protect themselves from Iran, as the U.S. military is too busy occupying Iran’s neighboring countries, Iraq and Afghanistan. Don’t worry. This sale will not tip the balance of power between Israel and the rest of the Middle East. We’re just giving everyone lots more weapons so armageddon is fair (but not for you, Iran. You’re gettin bombed!).
Today in Mullenstan: More Guns for the Middle East!
July 31st, 2007 by s. frank · 4 Comments
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4 responses so far ↓
Hans // Jul 31, 2007 at 7:23 am
This worked out so awesome the first time we gave tons of weapons to Afghanistan to protect against the red devil. i can’t see how this could ever go wrong.
USA USA USA USA!!!!
banana // Jul 31, 2007 at 7:57 am
Bart escapes and runs away with the lizards, which later decimate the entire pigeon population of Springfield. Much to Marge’s surprise, the rest of the town considered the pigeons to be a nuisance, so they are in fact delighted. As a result, Bart was thanked for this and was honored with a loganberry candle by Mayor Quimby. Lisa is worried that the town will be infested when Skinner reinforces they will send in Chinese snakes, then gorillas and then winter will take care of the rest.
s. frank // Jul 31, 2007 at 7:27 pm
the main thing that makes me nuts about bush is that he’s all “i’m a christian. i believe in god. blauhalbhalbha…” what kind of christian is a war mongering arms dealer?
ob // Aug 2, 2007 at 5:38 pm
Yo- will the proceeds go to shrinking the budget deficit?
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