Fuck the 4th of July. This is Independence Day. Live free, America!
Click on for a list of my favorite Americans and a stupid contest!
Ruby Ridge Guy, Unabomber, David Koresh, Charles Manson, Jim Jones, Joseph Smith Jr, Crazy Horse, Nat Turner, Bong Hits for Jesus Kid , Tom Paine, Mark Twain, Jack London, Ernest Hemingway, FDR, Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton, JFK, Marilyn Monroe, Jackie Robinson, Muhammad Ali, Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr, David Lynch, Glen Danzig, Ian MacKaye, Diego Rivera, Pancho Via, Ghostface, RZA, Biggie, Chuck D, Kurt Cobain, Thomas Jefferson, Einstein, Arnold, Henry David Thoreau, Bill Gates and of course Benjamin Franklin….
That’s enough. Any others? Fun Vampires will send a prize to whoever comes up with the best American…. (caveat victor)
2 responses so far ↓
Hans // Jul 4, 2007 at 8:51 am
yeah man you forgot Dennis Kucinich!
http://kucinich.us/
s. frank // Jul 4, 2007 at 11:40 am
he was the most rockin d00d in the debates but he’s mad awkward… he would get all fired up about something and then finish and put on this goofy smile…
that dude from alaska was the best/craziest though….
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