The clock counts down to Armageddon, as yet another prophecy from the book of Morissettradamos has come true, “It’s like when the headliners for your anti-immigration rally get turned away at the border. Who would’ve thought? It figures.”
Look out Robbie Williams, there’s a new king of the British bad boys. According to Nazi internet rumors unknown sources, Ken “Prettyboy” McLellan, frontman for British national socialist rockers Brutal Attack, was barred from entering the United States earlier this week. As of now, it is still unclear why this charming man would be locked out. Brutal Attack had been slated to headline this weekend’s “Rock Against Illegal Immigration,” an eclectic South Carolina music festival, but without McLellan the band will instead be doing a set of Erasure covers. 
The Mexican nationalist mariachi band “Achtung Juden” (Quechua for “Mantando Gueros“), who made it across the U.S.-Mexico border weeks ago, will headline in place of BA with hits from their new album “No Mas Gringos in Tijuana.” The $25 admission price ($5 with a brick!) includes a bottomless bag of cotton candy and one free face painting.
7 responses so far ↓
jk // Apr 20, 2007 at 2:32 am
even though this is a joke, and the point is to laugh at these racist dicks, i’m not into the linking to mp3’s of these 4uckfaces.
Hans // Apr 20, 2007 at 7:16 am
i’m totally into linking the mp3’s of these fuck faces!
Hans // Apr 20, 2007 at 7:26 am
They’ll have to do a special Brutal Attack set at England Belongs to Twee.
joey greco // Apr 20, 2007 at 7:36 am
GET ON THAT BOAT!
ROW!
jk // Apr 20, 2007 at 10:48 am
you’ve also called me a zipperhead before. so i’m sure you’re way into it.
Hans // Apr 20, 2007 at 10:49 am
this is true. but i also love you.
s. frank // Apr 20, 2007 at 12:02 pm
we’re a music zine too and those songs are pretty awesome.
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