payback’s a bitch, they say. and other times it’s getting kidnapped and making a videotaped confession that you are gay while you have a dildo up your ass (i was going to say, “under duress” but i think the dildo in the ass thing sort of implied that).
joe francis, the founder of the girls gone wild franchise, might be a movie-making genius. more likely, he’s just really good at marketing. one thing is for sure: he is most definitely a douchebag.
you just can’t give a guy props for his celebrity sexual conquests when there are allegations that he raped an 18 year old girl. he also supposedly pushes alcohol on underage girls to get them to take their clothes off. no matter how much you like seeing b00bs, there’s just no way around it: having an m.o. like that is pathetic and terrible.
a few of these underage girls have sued francis, and last week, the judge in the case ordered that francis be sent to jail for being in contempt of the court. joe’s quote on the judge is so priceless and sums up his ego-maniacal douchebaggery in one fell swoop:
is it joe? or are you just a total loser?
look at the guy.
i think i can thank joe for the miss nevada thingy, which, i mean, joe, kudos for your impact on how trashy you have made pop culture.
but then again, your impact on culture has brought us, quite possibly, the least talented successful comedian of all time.
final verdict: i like p0rn and stuff as much as the next guy, but when you go doing stuff like this, i think it’s pretty clear: you probably are a total degenerate rapist.
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Hans // Apr 11, 2007 at 7:48 am
so are you saying that if we look through his archives we won’t find videos of you drunk and painted up like a 14 year old hussy?
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