“Do I listen to pop music because I’m depressed or am I depressed because I listen to pop music?” - High Fidelity
My father used to sound like a broken record when he’d repeatedly tell me, “I know why you’re so depressed! It’s that negative music you’re always playing! You need to listen to something more […]

Back in the day, when a whole crew of us used to Karaoke-mosh, Brian Adoff was always the best singer. After we were banned from the karaoke place, he moved to Chicago to do some modelling and acting. Now, he’s back and he’s the certified personal trainer bringing you Punk Rock Bootcamp!
Two lucky contestants (one […]

First we posted about all the delicious new vegan options being offered at this years Phillies games, Then S.Agnew complained that the new vegan options didn’t exist and Hans went to a game to investigate.
Frankly, the whole thing just made me sad. I don’t care about baseball that much. It’s as exciting as watching paint […]

Are you ready for May flowers? The April showers are on their way out, which means there’s plenty of reasons to leave the house.

There is a LOT going on this weekend.  Keep reading to peep our vampiric picks for Philadelphia weekend fun times.

Gamerhelp.com has a new spicy article about hot ladies in gaming. Don’t let your boner knock that sixaxis out of your hand young man. This is about as close as many 1337 gamers will get to such specimens. Think myspace sluts, meets suicide girls, meets E3 booth babes. more pics and link after the respawn.

The programming nerds over at Google apparently have a solid sense of humor. When plotting directions from New York to Sweden, Google Maps offers up Step 14. “Swim Across The Atlantic Ocean”. The cartographers at Google estimate a distance of 3,462 miles for this swim, the equivalent of 55,738 laps in an Olympic […]

In honor of it being a rainy friday (here at least) and also in honor of me buying “God Bless Tiny Tim” yesterday i give you these wonderful videos of a true legend.

Expressway, hair back, weavin’ through traffic. This one strong should be labeled as a hazard…FOR REAL! Uh, the self-proclaimed ‘Pitbull in a skirt’ rapper/actress from the City Of Brotherly Love has reportedly wrecked an expensive car and is under investigation for possible DUI!

Ok so i knew the contest was hard but as you’ve let us know it was too hard! Now it is much easier. Guess ANY of the 3 artists names in an email to contest @ funvampires.com and you will be entered to win your choice of any bag on TRKFLD.com and some sweet […]

Wildwood NJ Boardwalk. ©2007 nicholas hans

Hey, Internet, I’m talking about math today so check me out, d00dz:
Homotopy Theory from Top to Spectra: “Everything I see becomes a category to me!”
5:30pm Brown Math Dept Providence, RI FREE!

As part of the I-95 series, Nike is set to release a North Philly Air Force 1.

Like most guys I’m a sucker for stupid stuff that I used to love when I was a kid, like BMX bikes, Skateboards, and other crap that make me pine for the days of carefree summers and sleeping in, where my biggest problem was having to mow the lawn . Nostalga seems to always strike […]

please excuse us as i totally fuck with the site and maybe break it.

“People are dying on our streets while the mayor is busy redeploying police officers from other beleaguered neighborhoods and reviewing the troops like some generalissimo without a white horse,” Abraham said. “I mean, this is absurd. People are dying, people are fearful of coming here, people are fearful of living here, people are thinking about […]

To: Malkemoose
From: Hansel
Subject: I dream of Harley with the olive drab tins
So whilst you slumbered away snickering about all things snitch, commish, stitch, and Gingrich, i was having trouble sleeping. (Mental note, don’t look at the Harley website all day and watch American Chopper on Discovery HD before bed) I spent a good chunk of […]

Why not treat yourself to some chuckles by Chikles? You deserve it. TV’s equivalant of comfort food, The Commish, has been off the air for nearly 12 years now but that won’t be a problem since at my last count three season were currently available on DVD.

Michael Chiklis was surprisingly charismatic as Tony Scali, the […]

It’s family day at the Colorado State intrasquad game! Some kids fall off their bike. Some set their hair on fire. 4-year old Caden Thomas met George Hill. Don’t worry, the kid’s fine.

As is standard, the media has arrived late to the party in discovering an urban trend, in this case, the “Stop Snitchin” phenomenon. In the past couple weeks, there have been a few reports on this issue, treating it like it’s as new as solid state hard drives. I’m guessing the suits at […]