Today the Australians have won a major victory in their continuing bloody battle against Cane Toads (not to be confused with ‘Caine Toads), as Frogwatch, the Australian amphibious equivalent to the Einsatzgruppen, has captured the legendary “Frog King”, Toadzilla. After an evil witch’s curse transformed the handsome prince into a cane toad, the “Frog King” took up the cause of Cane Toad Liberation. For decades he has led a vast army of poisonous suicide froggers into the jaws of Australia’s unsuspecting wildlife. For these crimes and many others, Toadzilla is slated to be gassed and composted in a glorious martyr’s death.
Monsters Exist: Toadzilla Slated for Execution!
March 27th, 2007 by s. frank · 1 Comment
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WILO // May 20, 2007 at 8:30 pm
GREAT FUCKING GREAT
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