If you haven’t been following the story of the giant squid then you must be retarded. It turns out some New Zealand fishermen have just pulled another leviathan from the deep. Everyone’s always crying about global warming or nuclear weapons but what the fuck are we gonna do when these enraged beasts rise from the sea? Stay tuned to Fun Vampires for updates as this story develops.
Seamonsters Exist!
February 22nd, 2007 by s. frank · 5 Comments
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5 responses so far ↓
Hans // Feb 22, 2007 at 1:53 pm
i for one welcome our new giant squid overlords.
malkemes // Feb 22, 2007 at 3:35 pm
you just called a colossal squid a giant squid. you know that really pisses them off. i’d stay away from the water for a while. until shit cools off. (see what i did there? colossal squids? antarctic? zing.)
Hans // Feb 23, 2007 at 8:18 am
Does this mean i can’t go to the sperm whale prom?
Jimmy // Feb 23, 2007 at 7:30 pm
Where’s the new squid pics, that ones old and rotting.
jacob // Mar 1, 2007 at 10:51 am
Everyone’s always crying about global warming or nuclear weapons but what the fuck are we gonna do when these enraged beasts rise from the sea?
three studies for a crucifiction were prophets.
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