It’s hard for any artist to re-invent themself but Rob R-Rock has died and been reborn as Kaptain Nemo.
In 1991, Rob R-Rock was full on into the hardcore scene. He was in a band and putting out records and touring as much as he could. He was also an aspiring straight-edge rapper from North Carolina!
Rob […]

Chinese “scientists” recently announced that they have devised an evil scheme way to control the flight paths of pigeons by implanting a microdevice in their itty bitty birdbrains.

Dusty feet of children in Godrumdvip, Navadvip Mayapur Dhama, India.
©2007 nicholas hans.

Not to be outdone by a rival gum company, Trident White has introduced a new flavor that is similar in theme to a story that we’d brought you previously.

Yo, here is a clip of a chick having a conniption whilst blasting out a tune from “Dreamgrrls” at the Academy Awards. Why isn’t she up for Best Actress for this performance? She is more adept at making absurd facial expressions than Jerry Lewis or Jim Carrey. This dame’s face looks crazier than […]

We only hit and run

Iowa Governer Tom Vilsack has announced his withdraw from the Democratic Presidential Race citing a lack of $$$money$$$ as the primary reason. Apparently, even the governer of Iowa is no longer rich and/or well-connected enough to run for president. What’s wrong with this brokeass fool? Why did these Iowans even elect this blingless loser? Can’t […]

Art Vandelay here, back with another installment of my totally amateur, totally unqualified, love and sex advice. But it’s the thought that counts, right? Well, enough jibber-jabber, let’s get on to it…

So surreal!!
Agnew just announced that partygod Andew WK will be giving a (drumroll, please) LECTURE in the boardroom of the First Unitarian Church! YES! Click on for more info / tix.

In 2005, as an aspiring (now) initiate in the Gaudiya Vaisnava lineage of the Brahma-Madhva Sampradaya (hindu to your lazies) I went on my first pilrimage to the the holy places of Sri Navadvip Mayapur and Sri Vrndavana Dhamas, India where Caitanaya Mahaprabhu and Sri Krsna performed their pasttimes. I took many photos of my […]

If drone is your kind of thing we have the toad to wet your sprocket. Hit the jump for more info and musical link.

If you haven’t been following the story of the giant squid then you must be retarded. It turns out some New Zealand fishermen have just pulled another leviathan from the deep. Everyone’s always crying about global warming or nuclear weapons but what the fuck are we gonna do when these enraged beasts rise from […]

Bldg #611 PNY, @ 2007 nicholas hans
Working down here in the former US Navy yard/base gives you a real insight on just how much money the gubmint completely wastes, i mean we all know it but i get to see it everyday. There are HUNDREDS of buildings down here just wasting away, abandoned for over […]

I just had to document this cute nugget of South Philadelphia while waiting for my hoagie at Wawa on Delaware ave last night. Says a lot don’t[sic] it?
Speaking of Philadelphia and being half crazy / half retarded/ a third half endearing… click the image to hear the original punk, Mikey Wild performing at JC Dobbs […]

Graffitti Research lab recently demonstrated a high tech..er technology that basically uses some lasers and a suped up, h4ck3rized projector and turns it into public art. Link to nerd l33t sp34k explanation of the project and video after the jump.

some people are sensitive. they confuse being honest with being mean. they will call you an asshole when really, you are just being a good friend. they should be punished.
some people model their lives <—after people like this.
but why be so self-delusional as to aspire to such heights of moral-righteousness you will […]

Close-up of my office pen holder to celebrate President’s Day off. (c) Banana — don’t steal it stealer!

Sit down and I’ll tell you a tale involving magical creatures, crying children, The US Department of Agriculture, and the man who brought you the Fiji Mermaid. The story of the most disappointing X-Mas present ever given to a 10 year old girl.

Normally, I would be against advertising for the pharmaceutical industry. I don’t trust those professional mind fuckers with their snakeoil Soma. But finally there is hope for the millions of Americans suffering from Dysphoric Social Attention Consumption Deficit Anxiety Disorder (DSACDAD). The good people at Paradise Pharmed have recently announced the discovery of the […]

While you might know a group of fish is called a school, a group of whales is called a pod, a group of lions is called a pride, a group of crows is called a murder and a group of nerds is called a hardcore scene, what you might NOT know is this…
CRAZY SCIENTISTS ARE […]