This is a chat transcript from a late 90s AOL chat with KoKo the gorilla- you may remember her from getting Weekly Reader books when you were little about her and her pet kitten. The transcript is a total bummer, because it’s apparent that KoKo either does not actually have any ability to communicate through sign language, or else she is a frat gorilla who only cares about three things: food, lipstick, and nipples.
http://www.koko.org/world/talk_aol.html
My personal favorite blurb:
CHAT PEOPLE: MInyKitty asks Koko are you going to have a baby in the future?
HANDLER: OK, is that for Koko? Koko are you going to have a baby in the future?
KOKO: Koko-love eat
2 responses so far ↓
chetrasho // Jan 31, 2007 at 11:04 am
it’s no bummer. koko is just too cool for bullshit. you think ape wants to gab about kids? just give her some food!
art vandelay // Jan 31, 2007 at 11:16 am
also, she wanted to be nicknamed t-bone.
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