this poem was written for me by my friend benji davis a couple of years ago and it’s the best thing ever and no one seems to like it as much as i do.

“Violence rules / Guns are cool / and we’ve got guns in our school” - The Dead Milkmen
A second-year male Penn Law student was arrested today after he fired 13-15 shots into the door of his downstairs neighbors’ apartment at 4339 Pine Street, Lt. John Walker of the Philadelphia Police said.

C DEEZ NUTS ON A FORD TRUCK BY THE LIBRARY !!!! photo by roxy 2006

Saudia Arabian desert as seen from above 2005. © 2007 nicholas hans

from wikipedia:
Zlatan started professional football with the Swedish club Malmö FF in the 1999 season (Allsvenskan, the Swedish top division, begins in spring, not in autumn like in Central and Southern Europe). During his stay at the club, Arsène Wenger tried to persuade him to join Arsenal but Malmö did not allow the transfer.
Soccer’s version […]

Public Wall Writing In Philadelphia Book Release
A worthy expenditure of your time this evening, brought to you by the fine folks at Megawords Magazine:
You are invited to join us for a book release party for Public Wall Writing in Philadelphia on Wednesday January 31st, 2006. The event will be held at the Fleisher Ollman Gallery […]

Vrndaban Dham, India 2005 © 2007 nicholas hans

This is a chat transcript from a late 90s AOL chat with KoKo the gorilla- you may remember her from getting Weekly Reader books when you were little about her and her pet kitten. The transcript is a total bummer, because it’s apparent that KoKo either does not actually have any ability to communicate through […]

This morning Gordon Bombay, aka Joe Fritz hits us up with his remix of Esquivel’s Harlem Nocturne. This song is from a 2004 project but he’s since moved on to working on a more Miami Bass style thang. mp3 link and more info after the jump.

http://www.youtube.com/v/sOB7_BFqUeU

this study is compiled from mostly garfield books and mean stuff people have said to me because i am fat.

so we were walking around and we went into the wooden shoe,

Taken January 2002. Weed, CA © 2007 nicholas hans

“Every NES Game Ever Made.”

Via Engadget

Philly’s Own The Yah Mos Def break it down.
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Ok, if you aren’t amazed by the clip after the jump, then you are a vagina. If you actually have a vagina and you are amazed by this clip, then you are awesome. If you have both a penis and a vagina, then you are Jamie Lee Curtis or Ciara. But enough […]

Istanbul market, Beyoglu, taken in 11/2004. © 2007 nicholas hans

In other news, a noble horse died on the Main Line yesterday and made front page news all over the country.

Pictured here is Tiki Barber with some Golden Krust patties. Tiki is currently pushing Mickey D’s with fellow NY football useless running back/media whore Curtis Martin, but before Tiki got extra lame, he was down with the patties. I know FUN VAMPIRES is a Philly based blog, but I like to bring a […]